i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
