but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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