I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
