I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
we made out on top of his cat.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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