We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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