So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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