Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Randomize
