The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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