thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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