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it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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