My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
