your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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