He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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