we're blogging at a bar
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
His hands were made for my vagina.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
You were trust falling into bushes
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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