Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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