Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
