"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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