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He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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