There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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