so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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