it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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