no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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