break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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