You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Holy sore nipples Batman
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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