let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I wear drunk well.
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