So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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