Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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