okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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