yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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