Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Boobs are out for the taking
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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