at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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