I want to have your abortion
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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