I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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