And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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