I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
