Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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