u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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