The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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