I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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