No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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