just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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