After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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