ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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