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Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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