He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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