i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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