so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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