no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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