Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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