I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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