I feel like abortions should bother me more
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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