I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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