haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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