"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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